To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
being pregnant is like rehab
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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