He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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