White coat. Heels.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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