We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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