I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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