Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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