oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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