We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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