I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
