For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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