We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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