Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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