He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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