Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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