I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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