People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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