So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think my fart just growled at me.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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