I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
What drink are we having for lunch?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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