Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
