Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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