that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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