I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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