He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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