Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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