I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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