I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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