That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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