I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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