Who wears a wallet chain?!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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