He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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