susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Randomize
