ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
porn star boner night. come get it.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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