Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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