I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
third nipple confirmed
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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