I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My brain says no but my pants say off.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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