he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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