I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Girls should come with a carfax report
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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