Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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