I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Floor bacon is actually really good
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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