you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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