Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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