Having a random hookup so left but love u
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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