he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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