were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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