I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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