I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Randomize
