mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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