I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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