idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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