Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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