I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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