Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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