You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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