yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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