i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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