i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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