For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.