Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me