i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
third nipple confirmed
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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