How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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