He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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